"To start with you should start flirting with your good friend's girl friend, whom you are acquainted with", Neelz (Neelaksh) said. "They seem to make not a big fuss about it. And they enjoy the attention ;-)
Second you can target a good female friend who is married, again a safe territory. While there are boundaries here but I am sure you wouldn't reach those.” the expert advised.
"And third priority come friends who are seeing other guys. At fourth level is option of flirting with single friends of yours. And my friend the territory which shouldn't be explored is the friend of yours, who recently broke up.", Neelz said as he concluded his statement.
"Wow that was enlightening. Thanks", Uday said as he hung up. "What the crap. As if there was something new to it. I will manage on my own. I have had colorful past.” he smirked as he thought.
He checked his online friend list on gtalk. Soumya was online.
"Hey! aaabbbbbbbbbddddddddaaaaabbbbbbbbdddddaaabbbbbddddd", he pinged her.
After 10 seconds the reply came. "Yeah it’s been really long 'time' and we finally 'c' each other now :D"
"Hmmm! I am telling you must have been very smart to decipher that. I tried that on a dozen of my friends. None of them could understand. You are one intelligent lass"
"LOLz! Stop flattering! So how come you ping suddenly? You are in Australia na?"
"Hmm! Aise hi, thought about catching up with old sweethearts ;)"
"Hehe! Me? Your sweetheart? Nice joke"
"Arre it's true. It just happened that Anjali proposed me when I was just about starting to think about you!"
"Ahaan! Liar. Are you trying to flirt? Am no more single you see :P"
"Damn! I should be given another chance. It's not fair :'("
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....Chat with Swati Sharma (546 lines)
....Chat with Arundhati Dua (466 lines)
....Chat with Divya Taneja (587 lines)
"I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw until I gazed at the FB pic of yours ;)"
"Very Funny! Plagiarism! Joey Season 1 episode 18", Sanskriti replied
"Ooops! Hey he didn't say the FB part you see. I am original"
"No! -200 for copy paste"
"Noooo :( Accha... If I supposed to travel with you in Tube (or Delhi Metro is it), I would intentionally chose to let go off the support pillar, so that every time the train stops or starts, I may have an excuse to hold you from your waist to pretend you saved me from falling"
"Wow! that's a new one! ummmmm +10"
"What!! That was great and I need to make 20 such just to recover what I lost due to Joey! :( "
"Hehe don't be sad!"
"No I am. In fact a bit angry. I am coming over to Delhi for couple of months at least. I was planning that probably we could meet up. But I think things aren't meant this way"
"Wow! you are coming over... Okay sorry! Will you meet up now?"
"Hmmm Don't know. I can't say for sure but I would think about it :-|"
"Awww so cute! :-* A flying kiss!"
"Huh! Whatever :")"
"Hehe! You have a blush for that!! :)"
Nikita pinged by the time "Hi Sugar! ;)"
"Chalo Babes you sleep! I have got some work to do. Take care. Miss me ;)"
"Yeah! Sure bbye"
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"Hey Niki babes! Every time I move my cursor to the Gtalk friend list over to your name, you ping me first! This is not done"
" :) "
"Accha I am coming over to Delhi for a couple of months."
"Cool! That is great"
"Just that! I thought you would like to ask me out! ;)"
"I think you should have asked that to me. "
"Oh! Don't give me that Sh** that only guys should ask out..blaah blaah"
":P
But have you done anything special for me to do so?"
"Hmmm How about sneaking in, when your husband is out for a couple of days?"
"Ewwww! You cheapster! :P"
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A month later
Indira Gandhi International Airport
"Hey Neelz! Nice to see you man!"
"Yeah! You look great buddy! Didn't you bring some Aussie lass with you", Neelz said winking.
"Naah! I should have mentioned Neelz is here. Damn!"
"Hehe koi na! Remember for next time. Anyways now you are here we can Tango! ;)"
"Yeah! Hey check out that cute chick at '1 'o clock'!", he said without pointing.
"Yeah you bastard! She's your sister-in-law. Respect her"
And they had a small laugh about it.
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